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February 1: Site Birth
_____This is the day I first started to work on the pictures and all the other graphical shit you see here. I am proud to say that except for screen shots all the graphics here were made entirely by me, whom this site is named after. Together with (Fay's BNet name) I founded the Soul Razers (no typo) Diablo II Guild. If you would like to join us take a look at the guild page for our regulations, and then check the feedback page to sign up. If you are the leader of a clan and would like to ally with us, see the guild page. If you got lost and were just dragged here by my graphics... Maybe I should go into this business. If you want to give me a job (please?) E-Mail me on the feedback page.

A Joke

Okay, so the dark leader isn't all dark. I have nothing else to put on the updates page right now so here's a joke. I didn't get it at first but its pretty funny. I think.

A scruffy looking man strolls into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender looks at him and says no, because he doesn't think the man will be able to pay. The man asks the bartender that if he can show the bartender something he has never seen before if the bartender will give him a drink. The bartender agrees as long as it's nothing sick-minded.

The man pulled a hamster out of his coat pocket and puts it on the bar. The Hamster runs off the bar, onto a stool, over to the piano, and starts playing Beethoven. The Hamster is pretty good too.

The bartender says "You're right, I haven't seen anything like that before." So he gives the man a drink.

The man finishes the drink and asks for another. The bartender says he won't give the man another drink until he pays or does another miracle. So the man takes a frog out of his coat pocket and places it on the table. The frog starts singing an opera and has a perfect voice. After the bartender gives the man another drink, one of the other men at the bar runs up to the scruffy looking guy and says "I'll give you 300 dollars for that frog." The scruffy man agreed and the buyer quickly ran out with the frog.

The bartender looked at the scruffy man and said "Why did you sell the frog? It was probably worth millions!" The scruffy man replied:

"The hamster is also a ventriloquist."